productivity, fine!

Nowadays, I have nothing to do at work 75% of the time. It is not even two weeks in and already I have altered my own job description. My aim is to now top seven office hour toilet visits. Each day, I will try to top the last day. This is a good goal: it allows me to look productive while I walk back and forth from the water dispenser looking very official with ceramic mug in hand. And every two cups or so, I need to go to the bathroom - which also gives me direction. I also try to sharpen my pencil as many times as possible. Productivity at its finest, kids.