Friday, August 05, 2005

I WILL BE THERE WITH YOU WHEN YOU TURN OUT THE LIGHT

There comes a time in every properly maturing woman's life where she must stand over an office copy machine for hours in a short skirt. It is a rite of passage and I am proud to say that I have accomplished it.

Dear friends, how I hate copy machines. I hate the way the paper feels hot and grainy after it comes out and I hate the rays I imagine are frying my brain when the document is too fat to close the cover the whole way.

1 comment:

kyle said...

Dearest Kristina,

I feel as though I will never be an employee without being a disgruntled one. I suggest the same for you.

Heart,

Kyle